幽默风趣的英语演讲开场白集锦(2)

幽默注释：这时候重复带来很好的效果。
    创新句子：演讲时最忌讳重复，我再说一遍：千万不要重复。
    20.有时候确实让人糊涂，你看见代表举起了胳膊，但你根本确定不了他是在凭良心选举还是在检查他的关节炎。
    It did get a little confusing at times. If you saw a delegate raising his arm, you could never be quite sure if he was voting his conscience or testing his arthritis.
    幽默注释：有人举胳膊未必是在真心选你。
    创新句子：选举时只要我关节炎不犯，我肯定会举手。
    21.对不起，（从钱包里拽出一张纸币，象拿手绢一样，在上面打喷嚏，然后扔掉）如果说我憎恨什么的话，那就是炫耀。
    Excuse me. (Pull a bill from your wallet, handle it as you would a handkerchief, sneeze and then throw the bill away and say) If there’s one I hate ostentation.
    幽默注释：炫耀吧，有钱人有炫耀的资本。
    创新句子：我不想炫耀，有学问的人不爱炫耀。
    22.你们都知道，在公司里我只要求员工三件事：诚实、正直和崇拜偶像。
    As you know, in all these years with the company, I have only asked for three things from my staff: honesty, integrity and idolatry.
    【附简短英文精彩开场白范文及中文翻译】
    My dream
    Hello everyone! It is my great pleasure to share my dream with you today.
    My dream is to become a teacher.
    You know being a teacher is a thing that is very valuable and very interesting. I suggest that it must be a great fun to be with children all the day. and if i am a teacher, I can teach my students a lot of knowledge. They might become stronger and cleverer because of me. That is a very contented feeling.
    China is a developing country. Chinese are not that excellent in their intellegent. so teachers in china might be very very important. They can provide the society with a lot of successful people, and make china a better place.
    Do you think that i have a good dream？ I will work hard to make my dream become true!
    Thanks!
    我的梦想
    你好大家！这是我很高兴能够分享我的梦想与你今天。
    我的梦想是成为一名教师。
    你知道作为一个教师，是一个东西，这是非常宝贵的，非常有趣。我认为它必须是一个伟大的乐趣与子女所有。如果我是一名教师，我可以教我的学生很多知识。他们可能会成为强大和聪明，因为我了。这是一个非常知足的感觉。
    中国是一个发展中国家。中国人是不是优秀，在他们的智能。所以老师在中国可能非常非常重要的。他们可以提供社会了不少成功的人，使中国成为更美好的地方。
    你认为我有一个很好的梦想，我将努力工作，使我的梦想变成真！